Things I (think I) know

I don’t pretend to be anything CLOSE to an authority on, well, anything – but I have been on this planet for a whole sodding 24 years now and through trial and error (mostly error) have learned some valuable lessons. I still have a lot to learn of course – surely I can’t be the only one who still hasn’t worked out how the EFF to iron sleeves?! But I’m getting there, and we should take pride in our achievements – even when they’re just as simple as making a great risotto, right?